POV: You're a LinkedIn Guy Ordering a Coffee

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Barista: “One double shot iced Americano. Can I have your name?”

LinkedIn Guy: “It’s Brayden…”

Barista: “Great. Thanks…”

LinkedIn Guy: “MBA, CFA…”

Barista: “Ok…”

LinkedIn Guy: “…fractional CFO, SaaS rockstar…”

Barista: “uh, Brayden is fine…”

LinkedIn Guy: “… thought leader, brand architect, storyteller…”

Barista: “Seriously, we’re good.”

LinkedIn Guy: “Passionate about transformational journey expertise velocity…”

Barista: “Ok, please stop.”

LinkedIn Guy: “Y Combinator ‘24, Ex-McKinsey, Co-Founder DSRPTR.AI (acquired ‘24)…”

Barista: “…”

LinkedIn Guy: “Let me scale your business. Click below for my elite executive visionary mentorship course below - only $600/hour.”

Barista: “I’m running out of room on the cup.”

LinkedIn Guy: “Just one more! LinkedIn Top Voice.”

Barista: “Sure…”

LinkedIn Guy: “Also, can we 10x that Americano?”

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*gets home and writes LinkedIn post*

“I ordered coffee today. The barista wrote my name on the cup - and spelled it correctly. Everyone spells my name wrong, so I was impressed. This is a great example of how the little things can delight your customers.”

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