MANIFEST MOTIVATIONAL MONDAYS
This post contains lethal doses of sarcasm if read irresponsibly.
I claim this energy! Manifest and receive. Monday mornings are a ritualized sanctuary to be as grouchy and unpleasant as you possibly can. The weekends are over, your boss is wrangling you back into the office, and your job is as worthless and soul-sucking as it was before the End Times.
Tell that co-worker who shouts “Happy Monday” to go fuck themselves in a way that is HR-friendly.
Tell Megan from accounts that she will receive your campaign ideas whenever you feel like it—DEADLINES ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT.
Spill an iced coffee on an intern “by accident.”
Walk up to the regional branch director, ask them out on a date, and when they tell you they’re happily married, reply, “you’re probably not my type anyway.”
If you’re fired, you can always live lavishly on unemployment. THIS IS BIDEN’S AMERICA.
Normalize bitterness and being consumed with contempt and misanthropy.
You only live once, hate as much as you can.
Internet Guy, I love how you don't give a shit and write what you like.
In my substack newsletter, I'm focusing on a serious topic (Neo-Fascism: A Warning) but I try to lighten it up a bit with humor (well, sick satire).
So I post a send-up of Marjorie Taylor Greene becoming a lizard, and I get a I'm Outta Here from a subscriber - I guess they didn't think humor was allowed on a serious site, or maybe I just wasn't funny.
So, as a substack/newsletter/colleague? who doesn't really give a shit about your political positions, would you take a 3-minute peek at my "humor writing" and tell me whether to scrap the Humor Department and stick to my anti-Neo-Fascism schtick, or whatever.
I mean, I'm just doing this for fun. And to save America.
https://neofascism.substack.com/